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This cozy crewneck brings humor and comfort together. Soft, medium-heavy fabric and a classic fit make it easy to throw on for late-night study sessions, coffee-shop planning, or those cinematic procrastination marathons. The front features a playful, detailed illustration of scattered notebooks, a calendar, coffee, and a calculator with the cheeky line: “Procrastination? More Like Strategic Delay.” It reads like a private joke for anyone who knows the delicate art of putting things off — worn loud and proud. The ribbed collar and reinforced stitching keep the sweatshirt looking crisp through repeated wear. Lightweight enough for layering under a jacket, yet substantial enough to stand alone when you want to lounge in style.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidery options available (left/center chest, large center, or wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety/compliance certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Procrastination? More Like Strategic Delay" Graphic
$29.95 USD